A writer and an editor no wait.... a designer and a communications person (changed to relate) are in the desert. Finally, they walk to an oasis, and the designer starts drinking the water like crazy. The communications person starts peeing in it. The designer asks, "What are you doing?!"
"Making it better."
So later in the day when I printed the design I made and left it on her desk, my sticky note read, "Pee on me."
It's good to have a sense of humor!